Revolutionary health breakthrough. Watch Out! Their lips are moving..
Clearly there's a "golden" format to these looooooooooooooooong video sales pitches
State your own qualifications and charitable mission
Promise something wonderful and very desirable
Point out that it's from natural ingredients that the whole medical profession has overlooked
Quote a number of other qualified positive reviews
Quote a number of customer reviews and success stories
Cover all of that at least once again to build belief and expectation
State how much the product is REALLY worth - shock, horror, gasp!
Announce a special deal for quick responders
Enhance that deal with extra offers of some kind
Repeat last item
Repeat the list of benefits and savings
Finally get to a price
Save on orders of 2 or more...
And all the while a sequence of little popup announcements tell you that some so-and-so from some-somewhere-else has just purchased!
I for one am tired of all this BS